I have decided to move out of my house.
Do they have private evacuation centers? You know what? Even if I were serious about moving out which I did consider at the beginning of this processs I would not be able to find lodging. Nothing is available to buy or rent.
Does anyone feel sorry for me yet? No need! I'm doing enough of that on my own.
Okay now that I've gotten that off my chest I will go back into my living room with a big old smile and offer to buy a movie to occupy us for the evening.