I drank too much wine and the screwing didn't go too well. My massager sprung a leak. It was prematurely ejaculating everywhere. I guess it was excited.
The hose was too stiff to work with (you know how it is when things are new). I had to let it hang awhile so I could screw it good and proper.
We won't talk about the pulsating that caused.
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hey......you should call.....Hank.....the Handyman!!!!!!
Umm, you need to let it get very hot before the hose will do what you need it to. Once it does, it'll be perfect!
Jimmy
Thats one good thing about us, ah, I mean THOSE older hoses............
Their broken in and are easier to work with............
You realize of course, when I take my shower tonight before bed, there is no way in hell I will be able to look at the hand held shower without cracking up laughing.........
A brand new hose is always too eager. You need to really warm them up and make them follow instructions before they can be used for total fulfillment. Pennie
If we don't hear from you in a while, should we assume that your plumbing problem has been corrected?
BWHAHAHAAH!! You are too funny! I love it!
Jackie
you screwed it wrong ,it was new and you handled it to rough shame on you,when the stiffness is gone try again but be gentle and coax those settings in, just whisper sweet nothings at it and it should work!
You are so funny!!!!!!!!! Right now I am glad that I don't have a hand held shower massager! Lelly
pennie has to let MY stiff hose hang a little, too
The queen of double entendre :)
Chris
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OMG....how did this get past the AOL censors......LOL!!
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