Ajoleblon...A Cajun Tale

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Lafayette, Louisiana, United States
This journal is a bunch of rants about nothing. Mostly lighthearted happenings in the life of a woman who is very simple and who wants for nothing but greatly appreciates whatever is given. You will find nothing profound here but hopefully something that will make you laugh and that's what I enjoy doing most. Being humorous. Fight all error, but do it with good humor, patience, kindness, and love. Harshness will damage your own soul and spoil the best cause.

Monday, February 6, 2006

Gotta love Maxine

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

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The original point and click tool was a Smith and Wesson

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God must love stupid people; He made so many.

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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


10 comments:

hadonfield78 said...

Those are fantastic................
I love the one about religious differences, that was cute as hell.

stupidsheetguy said...

OH I LOVE IT. LOVE IT!

Lol, something about that brand of humor. Just tickles my funnybone!

Thanks!

luvatalaff said...

how bout...my train of thought has left the station?

gailmb said...

I'll add my 2 cents worth:

You cannot make someone love you, but you can stalk them until they panic and give in......

You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that you better have a big willy or big boobs.

Regardless of how hot and steamy the relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

Out of my mind. Not coming back....
Gail on the Tundra
http://www.classyof68.blogspot.com

garnett109 said...

chuckles

sangrialel said...

I love Maxine too!  Linda

saleenm98 said...

Hahaha...Maxine just tells it like it is.  Unfortunately, the BR newspaper (The Advocate) quit running Maxine.  I know why.  They don't want us to know the truth ("My husband thought he was God and I didn't")!!

Lacey

peabody47 said...

S,
You just have a way of letting me appreciate all or nothing.
Peabody.

swibirun said...

I liked the first one the best.

I didn't get to make the maqchoux this weekend because we were busy destroying our living room.  I will make it this week.  I am wanting to try it because it sounds absofreakinglutely wonderful.


Chris
Most recent entry was 2/06/06
http://inanethoughtsandinsaneramblings.blogspot.com/

siennastarr said...

I can't pick which is my favorite!  I love Maxine!  In fact I have a calander hanging up above my desk at work!  She is me personafied! lol

Hugs,
jackie