Ajoleblon...A Cajun Tale

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Lafayette, Louisiana, United States
This journal is a bunch of rants about nothing. Mostly lighthearted happenings in the life of a woman who is very simple and who wants for nothing but greatly appreciates whatever is given. You will find nothing profound here but hopefully something that will make you laugh and that's what I enjoy doing most. Being humorous. Fight all error, but do it with good humor, patience, kindness, and love. Harshness will damage your own soul and spoil the best cause.

Sunday, January 7, 2007

Buttocks and such

I went to confession today, so I am back in the good graces of thy Lord. It’s great being Catholic! The priest told me to steer clear of the sins of the flesh and to continue praying for divine impotence in my life. Avoiding temptation is the key, so in reverence of that, I parked my buttocks at the front of the church tonight. It kept my mind on the altar and the priest instead of on the butts of the many young men stationed in front of me. All the old peoples sit in the front so I was clear of temptation. Not to say old people don’t have nice asses...I am not here to imply that. I’ve seen some nice old asses but today none were sitting in front of me to tempt my eyes off the gospel according to Matthew. The only close call I had was when the young ones marched themselves up to communion but I held fast to my rosary beads and prayed for the grace to avoid near occasion of sin. I’m not saying it worked butt.....

7 comments:

gaboatman said...

Sam
I'm glad you were able to hold fast to your convictions and that no one butted in tonight.  (ahem, LOL)
Sam2

thisismis72 said...

lol, you are so funny, have a great night, Missy  

mosie1944 said...

ROFL!  You do have your own way of looking at "things", don't you?  Obviously you keep the poor priest on his toes, trying to keep you on the straight and narrow.

garnett109 said...

Have a great day! LOL!

sangrialel said...

LOL I will praying for you!  Linda

tpiez4me said...

Divine impotence seems to be lingering at MY house LOL!!! And I'm married that's the sad part!  

caesar1958 said...

lotta butts in this last one......lol