OMG...My dreams have been dashed forever. Keith Urban married Nicole Kidman. All hopes of making my daughter the happest step daughter in the world has been taken away by simple words "I do". And you would know it would be a Catholic wedding and it would be a sin for me to even think about wishing them bad luck. Oh well, it won't be the first time my dreams were squashed before they got a chance!
Actually, the bride and groom have my best wishes, said under my breath. Forgive me Father.
She was beautiful and he was simply devourable. Lucky frickin' woman!! I love the escape clause she rumored to have in the pre-nups about if he continues drugs she can escape the marriage. Excuse me...remember the part about til death do us part through good times and bad, sickness and health? I said it three times so I know what I speak of.
Now I will go find another man to prey upon with my fantasies. Somehow I can't find a place in my fantasies for Nicole. :)