Ajoleblon...A Cajun Tale

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Lafayette, Louisiana, United States
This journal is a bunch of rants about nothing. Mostly lighthearted happenings in the life of a woman who is very simple and who wants for nothing but greatly appreciates whatever is given. You will find nothing profound here but hopefully something that will make you laugh and that's what I enjoy doing most. Being humorous. Fight all error, but do it with good humor, patience, kindness, and love. Harshness will damage your own soul and spoil the best cause.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Marriage without me

OMG...My dreams have been dashed forever.  Keith Urban married Nicole Kidman.  All hopes of making my daughter the happest step daughter in the world has been taken away by simple words "I do".   And you would know it would be a Catholic wedding and it would be a sin for me to even think about wishing them bad luck.  Oh well, it won't be the first time my dreams were squashed before they got a chance!

Actually, the bride and groom have my best wishes, said under my breath. Forgive me Father.

She was beautiful and he was simply devourable.  Lucky frickin' woman!!  I love the escape clause she rumored to have in the pre-nups about if he continues drugs she can escape the marriage.  Excuse me...remember the part about til death do us part through good times and bad, sickness and health?   I said it three times so I know what I speak of. 

Now I will go find another man to prey upon with my fantasies.  Somehow I can't find a place in my fantasies for Nicole. :) 



hadonfield78 said...

You can prey upon me in your fantasies !!!!!!!!!!!!  I wont mind.
Please oh please...........   I beg of you !!!!!!!!!  he he he

sangrialel said...

I am so sorry that you have lost him!!!  You will find someone better I just know it!  Linda

siennastarr said...

What?  You can't fantasize how about a threesome?? lol


queeniemart said...

My George Clooney is always open to being obsessed about.
lisa jo

swibirun said...

JACKIE!  You DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!

I have a better idea....just stash drugs in Keith's bag;)