Ajoleblon...A Cajun Tale

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Lafayette, Louisiana, United States
This journal is a bunch of rants about nothing. Mostly lighthearted happenings in the life of a woman who is very simple and who wants for nothing but greatly appreciates whatever is given. You will find nothing profound here but hopefully something that will make you laugh and that's what I enjoy doing most. Being humorous. Fight all error, but do it with good humor, patience, kindness, and love. Harshness will damage your own soul and spoil the best cause.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Simply Random Rantings

<<<<notice the resemblance?


Yesterday was the first Sunday of Lent and I realized I hadn't thought about what I would give up so I decided today that I would use a little reverse pyschology on the Good Lord.  I'm giving up men for Lent. Notice how he always decides to tempt you when you decide to give up something?Looks like I'm going to have one hellava Lent!


Speaking of men, I had a visit from my plumber today.  Seems I sprung a leak which caused major damage to my floors.  All that news and I didn't even get a glimpse of his crack.  Maybe the adjuster won't adjust his pants when he comes to view the damage?


We hired another girl in the accounting department last Monday.  Friday she quit.  I'm beginning to think I carry with me a foul odor.


Today I got my new glasses.  I put them on and they made me plumb drunk.  It seems everything is leaning to the left.  Everything is off kilter in my house.  My table is 3 inches shorter on the left side than on the right.  I took my glasses off to make sure the house wasn't sinking into the ground from the pipes leaking.


Yes, I had a few glasses of wine.  My utility bill was over $600.00 because of the leakage and the leakage was the hot water and that caused my gas bill to be gasternomically high.  I've never had that much gas in my life.  I felt really bloated when I saw it.  We won't even mention the price of the sewer bill.


Do you think I was carrying that odor to work?


All in All I think it's been a good Monday.  What do you think?



jckfrstross said...

LOL have a good week:)


gaboatman said...

Sorry about the plumbing leak.  Rotten luck when you are trying to sell a house.  Now, if the next girl you hire at work quits within the first week, too, I would begin to worry, LOL.

garnett109 said...

Hope the rest of the week goes well!

gazker said...

Awwwwwww, chher up no wonder you hit the wine! Is the crack you were talking about the crack I think you are?????

stupidsheetguy said...

That was laugh-out-loud funny. I'm just sorry that it was such an expensive joke. I hope the floors don't give, because you won't be sure which side the hole is in. Damn, what a day!