My daughter is going to die and I will be doing the honors!
My Mother's Day weekend started off lovely with my daughter sending me flowers at work and bringing my grandson to visit with me.
My mother's birthday was Saturday so we travelled two hours to spend the day with her in Texas. We surprised her with flowers and my grandson who she hasn't seen in quite a while.
We travelled back and decided to have a mother - daughter night out at a local club. Her ex co-worker was foot loose and fancy free as well, so off to the Achafalaya Club in Henderson we go for a night of dancing dancing dancing and fun fun fun.
Unbeknownst to me, while I was a tapping my feet, my daughter was soliciting dating material for me. She is my biggest fan and I have to watch her because she thinks EVERYONE should think her mother is as wonderful as she thinks I am. Well, folks, while I was dancing I could see her talking to what seems like everyone in the bar. What I didn't know she was doing (as a joke) was programing my number in these guys cell phones. Can you imagine my surprise, after a night of drinking and dancing and thinking I remembered everything, I get a shitload of phone calls for Mother's Day from every Tom, DICK and Harry at the bar. Oh! but the lil shit underestimates her mother! Imagine her surprise when she started getting phone calls from these same men after I let them know HER phone number. Of course I let her husband know what was going on prior to her receiving calls.
We did have a good time and I met some wonderful people that I'm sure will be some long lasting friendships. My daughter has a way of bringing out that joy in every being she touches. The guys were hanging on her like flies on......., and she being the married woman that she is, she lapped it up and graciously turned their attentions to her two single companions. Bitch!