Professional Administrative's Day

I'm not sure but I think my boss appreciates his Administrative Staff.  He's taking us to lunch tomorrow.  Here's where he is taking us.  You tell me if he's a good boss or what?

 

                                                      

Finally!

You will all be happy to know that I have finally returned to my senses.  I have made a trip to the library and instead of wasting my time on dating, I will start doing what I enjoy the most:  reading. 

For a while, I was obsessed with dating but now I think I realize that there's more to life and when God is ready, I won't have to do a thing but be available.

So I'm off to read "the five people you meet in heaven" by Mitch Albom 

Proceed with Caution

I have come to the conclusion that dating is for the birds. I don't know how and I’m very sophomoronic (I know that's not a word) when it comes to dating. These are a few responses from my match.com ad. Makes me want to go out and hang myself. LOL I have kept them in their original form so as not to take away from the poetic ambience. Once you have read this, I'm sure you will understand why I am home alone tonight beating my breasts in sorrow for such waste of humanity.

Date received: April 18, 2006

 

I love yor picture......and I hope to meet you soon! You turn me on!

Noel

Amazing what an ad will do to a man! I'm sure it was my brain.

Subject: Beautiful Smile

Hi, would you like to talk by phone?


Michael

No,  send me a couple of smoke signals.

Subject: Lunch

Lunch on Monday in Lafayette?

Maybe you would be interested in playing sometime....?

Hmmmm...wonder if he’s talking about cards?

Date received: April 14, 2006

Subject: morning

 

Never say that love is a dream because it is out there but it takes alot of looking. I think you are very nice and you do alot for those painter coverals. I have most of what you are looking for some more than others. I stick to my morals and values, I am what I say I am. You should never compromise as it takes away from who you are as a person. Craig

(I think the operative word here is stick...what do you guys think?)

Subject: Hello

 

Hi we have some things in common......just need to say thatyou are very hot...I love that white outfit you are wearing...pretty smile...Ok now I fear the Lord also and think this may be a good way to find friends and talk. It would be a honor to get to know more about you and talk....let me know thanks...Barry

I put the fear of the Lord in him! Alleluia!

Subject: Hi

Whats up sugar lips?
we r in the same search
So how would you like to proceed

(We could proceed by you telling me your name!)

 

Date received: April 13, 2006

Subject:

never say never?

have you ever thought about living in so. fl?

you seem very sweet and sincere and wish you were closer.

write me sometime
peter

(Yeah I just decided to move...you convinced me!)

I travel to Lafayette once a week for business and usually on a Tuesday. If you're interested, just let me know and maybe we can make a plan to meet and have some conversation one day in the near future.

Joe

No thank you Joe...that’s American Idol night. I do have my priorities straight!

Date received: April 12, 2006

Subject: hi

You have a sweet profile..I'm interested..

Do you ever come to Alexandria?

(this one won't even bother traveling the two hours to meet me...I have to go to him...I'm on my way baby! Wait for me!)

 

Last but not least:

you sound like a kid at heart, the scorpio...i have studied for 5 years....after finding out about astrology.....

the scorpio is feminine, as the pisces, water, emotions, and we both want un expected love, someone to want us...i like that about the midnight call......hmmm, ou know someone wanting you late at night....i'm usually the one making the call..
i was a very intense person about love , jealousy, and all that sexual stuff, but when i turned 40, it seemed i had alot of answers to all my curiousity...

i met about 5 scorpio's.......in person one i had know for ten years and never knew, but i could tell something was up...the others i met from here, and one i hired ....he........

and my dad is one.....


last night i was thinking....i had met every sign out there except for the capricorn.......

and from my studies......i think feminine signs need to be with masculine sign.......we are feminine signs......its like two women together........

not to say a scorpio the right scorpio would not work with a pisces....but i look at my life......my brother is a leo fire masculine sign, his best friends are pisces,

i met a scorpio 2 weeks ago she turned out to be a stripper , scorpio's dance like strippers, she turned out to be, not the life style i was into anymore.......or it seemed she hustling everyone..or me......it did not make me feel good....
but i could tell our minds were right on ...  (yeah this is definitely ME)

looking back on my life my best relations were with fire signs....

leo's, masculine , feminine, fire signs are fast sex signs...
very aggressive.....i had thought scorpio's were aggressive, in there business life but shy out side of that.....

maybe one day i will meet that special one maybe it will be a scorpio...

Talk to me please...

 

Yep, I'm hurrying to email you!

So there you have it.  A few of my choices in life. 

Cousin Update

Okay guys, you know me, I kind of left out a few details in the previous entry just for humorous material.  You should all know me better than to think I wouldn't get more details from a person before meeting and going out with him.  This guy is not really my cousin.  He has adopted, as his family, some close relatives of mine.   As we were talking and getting to know each other, it was revealed that he was "almost" my cousin. 

 

Kiss my Whut?

I went out with a new friend last night...I knew it would happen one day.  It was inevitable.  I should get a little more history before venturing outside into this vast world I call Louisiana.  I should know by now it's important to get family names when associating with the unknown.

Yep...I met my cousin last night.  All I can say is, I'm glad I discovered it before the goodnight kiss!

Divorced roses

I believe that all things should have a good ending and I believe that if we find ourselves with more than we deserve we should spread the wealth.  I am headed to the nursing home tomorrow with my windfall.

Date Details

First of all, before I share the humorous details of my date, I must first relate to you all how so very disappointed I was. I had a week of talking to this guy and he sounded very nice. I guess I did what I shouldn't have done...expected way too much. We live and we learn.

I, stupidly, agreed to meet him at his apartment and then we would proceed to dinner. He lives in very nice exclusive apartments, which lulled me into believing it would be safe to meet him at his place of residence. He was safe but a bit bizarre. When I arrived, the "Coullion" (crazy man in Cajun French) was outside cheering me on into his place. First of all he looked nothing like his picture which was a total shock in itself. You get a visual of a person and when they aren't who they represent themself to be, it is a total shock to the system. Do not get me wrong, he was an attractive man and well maintained, but nothing like his picture.

He had whorederves and martinis waiting for my consumption. We sit on his sofa and I can tell right off he feels very close to me because he puts his hands on my legs and they kind of drift in between my legs just above my knees. Whoa Horsey! Down Horsey! I remove his Roman hands and he places them on my hair to brush my hair behind my ears so he can blow in my ears and nibble my neck.. Now had I known the guy for more than 3 seconds this may have not been so bad (since I have a fondness for neck nibbling) but it kind of left me wondering about myself and how can I possibly have that instantaneous affect on men or is it that I attract extremely horny men? HELP????

He was cooking, which was not on the agenda, we were supposed to go out to dinner. Had I known he planned an evening in his apartment alone with me and his hands on my ass as entertainment, I’d have had to decline. As a very loving friend imparted to me (Caesar1958 WTF were you when I needed you?!), I forgot to read a certain section of the dating handbook:

You must have missed Section 74.2(B)(1)(c) of the Dating Handbook:

"The sending of a dozen roses, by the Sender, without the Recipient having to tell the Sender that they were the Recipient's favorite, requires the Recipient to allow miscellaneous groping by the Sender. However, if the Sender also includes LSU colors the Recipient shall allow ass groping."

Whew........good thing he didn't send you two dozen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For my palate, he had steaks, bread and salad. I must tell you the homemade bread was to die for. The homemade crabmeat salad dressing made my mouth water! The lettuce was called something I had never heard of..it was a peppery lettuce. I could not afford to ask for the recipe because God only knows what I would have had to give up for that "piece" of information. We sat down to eat our salad (which is all I ate because it was Friday and I’m Catholic and it's Lent and we don’t eat meat on Friday's) He had music on the stereo. Good Music! Good slow dancing I want to take you to bed music. He pulls me up from the dining table and requests my body for a bump and grind match. I remember my dog doing some humping like that when he hadn't had a bitch for a while. PEOPLE...he proceeds to run his hand UNDER my shirt and camoflauges it as a massage. At this point I realized it was time to go. I was being WAY too kind to someone who had very little respect for me. Before leaving, I had to go to the restroom. I passed through his bedroom to get to the bathroom and I saw that he had the bed turned down very neatly on BOTH sides. Yes, he wanted me to spend the night because he knew I had to work the next morning and being at his apartment would have made my travel time less. He told me that he would sleep on the couch. Now I live 15 miles down the road. Why would I stay? He gave me more reasons to leave!

I finish up my business in the bathroom and he walks me to my car. On the way to the car he puts his arms around my waist and then reaches down and grabs my ass. I move away from him and being the nice, I want to get this date over with and go home, kind of gal, I don’t say anything. We arrive at my car. I thank him for dinner and all the ass gropings, at which he gave me a parting hug and grope. I go upon my merry little way, crying all the way home because I am so damned disappointed in the entire evening!

Any guys out there want a dozen beautiful roses? I can guarantee you that they have ass groping potential!

My date

My date: 

A dozen gorgeous roses = I can grope your ass as I please.

 

I HATE DATING.

A first

 Today I received roses from someone I have never met.  I always said the first man who sent me yellow and red roses (without me having to tell him that they were my favorite) then I'd just have to fall in love.  Well this guy not only sent red and yellow but added purple.  You guys know the LSU colors right?  purple and yellow.  Actually purple stands for "rarity", red for "love" and yellow for "friendship".  I think that's a pretty good combination for a relationship?

Tonight is our first date and you guys know fickle me.  I hate dating with a passion.  I won't bother you with the details but I wanted to share the beauty of the roses...

If the date turns into anything more...or lasts more than two weeks...I'll fill you in on the details. :)

I don't crawfish too well.

 

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