My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
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The original point and click tool was a Smith and Wesson
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God must love stupid people; He made so many.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
10 comments:
Those are fantastic................
I love the one about religious differences, that was cute as hell.
OH I LOVE IT. LOVE IT!
Lol, something about that brand of humor. Just tickles my funnybone!
Thanks!
how bout...my train of thought has left the station?
I'll add my 2 cents worth:
You cannot make someone love you, but you can stalk them until they panic and give in......
You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that you better have a big willy or big boobs.
Regardless of how hot and steamy the relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
Out of my mind. Not coming back....
Gail on the Tundra
http://www.classyof68.blogspot.com
chuckles
I love Maxine too! Linda
Hahaha...Maxine just tells it like it is. Unfortunately, the BR newspaper (The Advocate) quit running Maxine. I know why. They don't want us to know the truth ("My husband thought he was God and I didn't")!!
Lacey
S,
You just have a way of letting me appreciate all or nothing.
Peabody.
I liked the first one the best.
I didn't get to make the maqchoux this weekend because we were busy destroying our living room. I will make it this week. I am wanting to try it because it sounds absofreakinglutely wonderful.
Chris
Most recent entry was 2/06/06
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I can't pick which is my favorite! I love Maxine! In fact I have a calander hanging up above my desk at work! She is me personafied! lol
Hugs,
jackie
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